INTERVIEWER: So, you’re an advertising Creative director and TV writer currently living in Chicago?

ME: Actually, I live in LA now.

INTERVIEWER: God, my research team is horrible. They also said you played college baseball. Is that right?

ME: No.

INTERVIEWER: dammit. All of my questions are about college baseball.

ME: ya know, for a fictional character I created as a half-assed website gimmick, you’re pretty bad at this.

INTERVIEWER: I’m sorry. Why don’t you just tell me about your time in the Chattanooga Men’s Choir?

ME: The what?